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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 05:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Physicists create 'the world's smallest violin' using nanotechnology - Phys.org

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?

Still no good

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

This overlooked cause of PTSD is only going to get worse - vox.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Massive 'super-Earth' discovered in the habitable zone of its star, possibly supporting life - Earth.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Big Match & Segment Announced for June 6 WWE SmackDown - Ringside News

share office space ...

Then came..

Milky Way galaxy might not collide with Andromeda after all - Ars Technica

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are the people who don't support the LGBT community treated like super evil and cruel beings? People can have different opinions and thoughts on things.

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

U.S. imports see largest plunge on record in April - Axios

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Finals Film Study: Thunder offense vs. Pacers' defense - NBA

Still no good.

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is North Korea a jail?